
Hello, my name is Nicola Thomas. Graphic designer, illustrator, writer, creative strumpet and a whizz with a hot glue gun.
I've just submitted a story to @penguinrandom I need something good to happen soon, it's been a stinker of a year.
May 3, 2017
Moving from Fine Art to illustration. Is that even doable?
March 22, 2017
Love them brows, snarly. twitter.com/AndersenPress/…
March 2, 2017
Excellent lnkd.in/gAE87VB
February 28, 2017
February 17, 2017
Most expensive crisps ever. twitter.com/neilhimself/st…
February 12, 2017
hahahahaha twitter.com/Timmbarton123T…
February 10, 2017
When a man has a revelation about life being unfair. Try being a 5'2" chubby 48 year old unemployed woman mate.
February 6, 2017
Anyone want to employ me. I'm great at colouring in.
February 2, 2017
Let's not think about the impending apocalypse let's look at that baby blue outfit. That's going to make everything okay.
#Inauguration
#Inauguration
January 20, 2017
So it's happened. We really have been tangoed.
#Inauguration
#Inauguration
January 20, 2017
A whole hours sleep. #sleepingwithabear
January 20, 2017
'There's more to me than just my hair' Available NOW
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redbubble.com/people/planetg…
December 29, 2016
A very merry Christmas to all you twitter folks. Let your sprouts be perfect and spuds crunchy.
December 24, 2016
First draft of 'Boris's Black Desert Ripple' completed !
December 23, 2016

Anyone else notice this in Star Wars 4 A New Hope.
#StarWars #lukeskywalker #tatooine pic.twitter.com/zeZEUO93ef
#StarWars #lukeskywalker #tatooine pic.twitter.com/zeZEUO93ef
December 19, 2016
I've just sent my first story to a TV producer. Dreaming big now. Am I deluded.
December 8, 2016
Next interview I'm doing a Trump. Insult everyone there,repeat "I'm great give me the job" and grope everyone in the room on my way out.
November 15, 2016
Can't think about anything but the misery that is today's result. #puttingwomenback50years #USElection2016
November 9, 2016
Feeling sick to my stomach. twitter.com/rejectedjokes/…
November 8, 2016
How could I forget,my daughter is disabled. twitter.com/themingford/st…
November 5, 2016
I think Claire looks gorgeous. twitter.com/alan_measles/s…
November 5, 2016
Thank you so much I dragged along my 13 year old reluctant reader son and he was impressed. Im one happy mummy now. twitter.com/raejohnston/st…
November 5, 2016
I was there with my 13 year old son, he was impressed and I don't get to say that often. twitter.com/bloomsburysyd/…
November 5, 2016
Lets face it, a room full of people will chant U.S.A even if the one who started it is an idiot.
#PresidentialElection
#PresidentialElection
November 1, 2016
Better ideas for tv shows could be Freezers and people who live in them, How many bogies is normal or Scrunch or fold with toilet roll ?
October 22, 2016
When you can't move for toys. My new blog post. tenthousandwombles.blogspot.com.au/2016/10/kids-a…
#toys #parenting #kids
#toys #parenting #kids
October 18, 2016
Since when has a man who can't answer a question got the job...please explain that to me.
#TrumpForPresident
#TrumpForPresident
October 11, 2016
Obviously a large proportion of the American public are certifiably insane.
#PresidentialElection
#PresidentialElection
October 11, 2016
How destructive a plebiscite would be? How would redheads feel if there was a campaign spreading hate about them.
#plebiscite
#plebiscite
October 11, 2016
I just don't understand how he can be so popular. I mean what does he have to do to get people not to vote for him? twitter.com/elleohhell/sta…
October 10, 2016
Trump supporters...what would he have to have done for you not to vote for him ?? #PresidentalDebate #PresidentialElection
October 10, 2016
Tells me who I am twitter.com/ancestrycomau/…
October 9, 2016
Love that it says 'Enlarge Kitchen' in the corner. twitter.com/abfabstationer…
October 8, 2016
That's me up the creek without a paddle then...bugger. lnkd.in/bNz3qrd
September 20, 2016
What if you're really keen on @Snapchat but think you're too boring and ugly ?
September 15, 2016
Good for sunburn too xx. twitter.com/abfabstationer…
August 29, 2016
Sure what we havin'...pancakes ? twitter.com/nickjfrost/sta…
August 23, 2016
I really should do some exercise. I beginning to form an arse groove in the sofa.
August 15, 2016
How can I possibly be with a man who doesn't like watching #Sherlock @Sherlock221B @Sherlockology. Sign of a personality flaw surely.
August 14, 2016
The one and only time Rik could be compared to Donald Trump. #Trump #Election2016
#TheYoungOnes i.imgur.com/BwGVmpp.gif
#TheYoungOnes i.imgur.com/BwGVmpp.gif
July 30, 2016
How can you forget. Mine would be hitting me knees. twitter.com/chimpsinsocks/…
July 29, 2016
Can't you just change the rules America and have Obama as president again?
#americanelection #obama #Trump #Clinton
#americanelection #obama #Trump #Clinton
July 28, 2016
"The tale of how planet earth ceased to exist". twitter.com/chimpsinsocks/…
July 26, 2016
Yes layering is good, unless you end up looking like a sausage roll. #diet #fatsuit #doesmyarselookbiginthis
July 24, 2016
I'm wishing my life away waiting for this show.....please please ...now already !!
#Sherlock twitter.com/sherlock221b/s…
#Sherlock twitter.com/sherlock221b/s…
July 24, 2016
eepurl.com/b-IY89 Design Inspiration that doesn't suck - The how to mood board.
July 21, 2016
Australian news this morning they said the 'T' word...that was enough. #Thatcher
July 8, 2016
I am proficient in the use of Adobe CC, have a great eye for colour, live and breathe creativity and thoroughly love what I do. I have completed a number of freelance design commissions including logos, stationery, posters, flyers and websites. I’m a whizz with a hot glue gun and a cardboard box.

Published!! Hive Magazine back page, having the last word. https://issuu.com/hivemagazine/docs/hive_isue_3_-_warn_-_april-june_201?e=19412862/34951166. #skincare #Skin #ntgraphicdesigner
April 16, 2016



I have finally got round to making a Cybug King Candy for miss Ella. Anyone would think she didn't get anything for Christmas! #cybug #wreckitralph #fixitfelix #toys #disney #handmade #kingcandy #ntgraphicdesigner
January 10, 2016