Hello, my name is Michelle 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. This site is a work in progress.
Voted today! Pretty sure Bloomberg doesn't have much of a shot if he's getting this kind of response in my overwhelmingly wealthy town in North Carolina. I'll vote Blue no matter who ends up our nominee but today I cast...
February 28, 2020
Just wanted to share the absolutely awesome looking "Bloody Guts" cinnamon rolls I made for our potluck tomorrow that I can't actually serve because I'm an idiot who forgot to remove the plastic wrap before putting them...
October 30, 2019
Thought I bought a car magnet but it seems a little large. 🤔 #carolinapanthers #panthernation
October 7, 2019
Forgot to share these earlier. Absolutely livid that this was considered my fault. 😠
September 21, 2019
3-in-1 oil + Magic Eraser = almost good as new! #carfix
September 16, 2019
Well it finally happened. I managed to live here 20+ years without running into my neighbors' flower pots but my streak ended yesterday. (They're at the end of her driveway. I promise, I wasn't joyriding through her yard...
September 7, 2019
Check out the poster I made for my cubicle. Who's 37 and still a giant dork? 🙋🏻♀️😂🐕
September 4, 2019
Received this incredibly thoughtful gift from my coworker today. Looks like I haven't kept my political leanings as low key as I thought at work. 🤷🏻♀️ Thank you, Rita! 🥰 #anyonebutTrump2020
June 19, 2019
Jasmine's ready to open presents! Good thing I buy her presents and not Santa. 😂
Also, does anyone else wrap their pet's presents? 😁
Also, does anyone else wrap their pet's presents? 😁
December 25, 2018
Is it just me or are the faces on these figurines creepy AF? #weirdshitattuesdaymorning
December 8, 2018
Bought myself a new laptop during Black Friday sales. Nothing fancy but all the buttons work so...👍
November 27, 2018
Singing "What Kind of Man" while held up by the crowd. #holyshit #florenceandthemachine
October 3, 2018
Terrible photo but you get the idea. #florenceandthemachine
October 3, 2018
My seat for the #florenceandthemachine show is pretty sweet.
October 3, 2018
I hate making phone calls but I can write notes like a boss. Mailed these yesterday. ✊🇺🇸🗳️ #vote #votercampaign #midterms #ACLU #needtoimpeach
October 2, 2018
First a psychic, now ghost hunters. Is the universe trying to tell me something? 🤔
September 19, 2018
Currently trying to convince myself that I don't have time to stop at the psychic's before heading home.
August 16, 2018
Ask @SenRonJohnson to support making #Juneteenth a federal holiday! 93-year-old Ms. Opal Lee has more than 1.4 mill… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 6, 2020
Trump's Fetal Cell Research Panel Is Stacked With Anti-Abortion Scientists buzzfeednews.com/article/danver… via @dvergano
August 6, 2020
August 6, 2020
Kind of useless if they won't let us in anyway. twitter.com/cnni/status/12…
August 6, 2020
I guarantee every single asshole who bitches about this is also the type to refuse to wear a mask, limit outings, o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5, 2020
Or North Carolina. @NC_Governor twitter.com/harrisonjaime/…
August 5, 2020
What?!!! twitter.com/colinenpraxis/…
August 5, 2020
I agree in principle but they really don't need to know though disinformation. twitter.com/CNN/status/129…
August 4, 2020
I threw up in my mouth. 😭 twitter.com/NFLonFOX/statu…
August 4, 2020